queerlove:

me: *catches myself being judgmental*
me to me: i did not raise u this way

lapadanochao:
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lapadanochao:

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angrybabysitter:

i appreciate when characters on tv speak their native or mother language with eachother and there are subtitles in english, rather than pretending that everybody in the world speaks accented fucking english

skaodi:

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2016.

Photos by W Magazine

rustyvoices:

I hope every hurting heart finds a gentle place to rest tonight. you are as loved as dawn. as beautiful as rain. you were meant to happen this way.

Hetero Humor™
  • Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
  • Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

priestmahad:

I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square the fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”

the-positive-princess:

Do not apologize to me for your bad English. There is nothing to be sorry about for learning to speak English. It’s hard. You are trying your best and I’m proud of you.

luminoussuggestion:

concept: you are lying in my lap. the sun is shining and i’m stroking your hair. the world is soft and i am calm.

me as a supermarket cashier

memeufacturing:

me *over store intercom*: to the owner of the beige toyota sienna, your window is open & your golden retriever smiled at me. please come to cash register 14 and tell me what his name is , because i love him 

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